The views and opinions expressed on these pages are in most cases those of the author. Since my views change as I learn and experience different things some of the views may be outdated or writen in anger. Thus please take everything with a grain of salt.

The spelling on these pages is awfull and so is the grammar. If you wish to cite anything please correct my grammar and spelling mistakes so I don't look like a total idiot.

Unless referenced do not trust any fatcs stated here since they are written from my memory of what I may have read somewhere or may have dreamt once. As a general rule never trust anything that you read on the internet - anybody can put up a webpage and state whatever they want. As a rule of thumb I never trust anything stated on the internet unless I find 3 or 4 pages that state the same thing and none that state the contrary.

Some of these pages may involve taking electronics apart. If you have no skills (we are not talking nunchuk skills but electronic skills) - please do not attempt to immitate what you see on these pages. I learned through trial and error and have a long history of fixing and destroying electronics. I have always been pretty lucky and been able to put back together what I have taken apart (minus a couple of screws of course - why are there are always screws left over after I put stuff back together?). But that is no guarantee that I will be able to in the future or that you will be able to. I always make sure to only take apart things that I will not miss if I destroy them. The information on these pages are for educational purposes only and not meant as an instructional guide.

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